See, a dog knows how to wait. Dogs are good at that. Only because half the time a mutt doesn’t even know it’s waiting.
Honestly, sometimes you’d rather be a dog. A mutt doesn’t torture itself with thinking. Just licks its knob and goes to sleep. And that makes sense to me. Keeps a dog’s life bearable, doesn’t it?
I know dogs are fed scraps. And they’re flogged, true. So it’s not always the best life but sometimes, I tell you, being a dog wouldn’t be so bad.
A dog, constantly teased, will not readily jump at a piece of meat thrown to him once in a while.